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If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for Dirty text messages.

Here is an adventure Here is romance. Here is a mystery. Tropical rivers? silently flowing into the unknown. The unbelievable splendor of exotic flowers? the eerie sound of the jungle ? with eyes that are always watching. text messages for him
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1) This new underwear feels soooo good against my skin…

2) What's the dirtiest thought you've ever had about me? I know what mine is about you . . .

3) On the agenda for tonight: polite conversation followed immediately by impolite bedroom antics.

4) I can’t stop thinking about some very dirty things… can you help me?

5) The top three sexiest things on this earth are your chin, your shoulders, and your . . . I think you know what I'm trying to say here.

6) Your body is so incredibly gorgeous all I wanna do is explore every tiny square inch of ita

7) If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? Seriously though. You're hot. I'd like to touch your shoulders right now while you take off my pants.

8) I'll invite you over on one condition: you may not keep your hands to yourself. In fact, you need to tell me exactly where you're going to put them.

9) If you could do anything you want to me, what would you do?

10) Remember that crazy thing I told you about that I wanted to try with you . . . I think tonight might be the night.
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11) Everything about you turns me on, you’re all I can think about!

12) 101 things I like about you: 1. You're hot. 2. You're hot. 3. You're hot. You get the picture.

13) I know you’re busy today, but can you add one thing to your to-do list? Me.

14) Work sucks. Especially when I'm getting distracted thinking about this hot guy I know and his fantastic body.

15) You look great today. How do I know? Because you look good every day.

16) You are so beautiful, do you know that?

17) I had so many dirty thoughts today…guess who inspired them all ;)?

18)All I can think right now is Damn I’m One Lucky woman!

19) I can’t wait to see you, to touch you.

20) I’m trying to sleep, but I can’t stop thinking about all the things you could do to me if you were with me right now. [Read: 10 fun sex games to play with your guy in bed]

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21) Lying in bed and bored. Wish you were here to play Simon Says with me ;)

22) I can’t believe I texted you while I was peeing.

23) I’m bored and I’m lying in bed. Wanna play Simon Says with me?

24) Sucking on a blow pop right now and wishing it was you. . .
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25) I've got something to show you. It's a surprise, and you're going to have to undress me to find it.

26) I have something I have to admit – I’ve been thinking about you all day long…

27) I swear I was just watching TV and then I thought about how sexy you looked at my sister's wedding and I had to take a twenty-minute break. If you know what I mean.

28) I’m so turned on right now and all I’m doing is thinking of you

29) It said it was going to be hot today so I decided to wear a thong and low-cut top and just stay in bed. What are you up to?

30) You're so sexy you take my breath away, but not too far away like I don't die because of it. Still. You're sexy.

31) I can see two pussies humping outside my window. They’re meowing so much it’s hard for me to go back to sleep.

32) Was just thinking about seeing you tonight and all of a sudden I was completely undressed.

33) Wanna play a game with me? [Read: 7 sexiest texting games you can ever play]

34) I'm watching HBO right now and getting a lot of ideas for things we could do together ;)

35) Come see me soon sexy…I’m feeling a little postal right now…might need to check your package

36) I've got a B.A. in Communications, so I think I'm pretty much qualified to blow your mind tonight.

37) I'd rather be in bed with you right now.

38) One, two, I want to do you. Three, four, I want you more. Five, six, don't give me tricks. Seven, eight, don't be late. Nine, ten, see you then.

39) My dad always told me to make sure that I was treated like a princess, and you know princesses like it hot in bed. So . . .

40) You're not very good at pretending you don't want me.
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41) Imagine we’re alone in the bedroom together – then tell me what you’re thinking.

42) Good night, sleep tight. Dream of me while I hold you tight.

43) I just wanted to let you know that I'm picturing you naked right now and dang you look good.

44) I got eight hours of sleep last night in preparation for the rager that I'm preparing to have with you starting at 8 p.m. this evening.

45) You are the fire burning inside of me; you are my passion for life.

46) Every time I close my eyes…I see you naked…just so ya know…I like seeing you naked with my eyes open even more;)

47) If you were here right now, we definitely would not flirt at all, or hug for a little bit too long, or stare deeply into one another's eyes, or anything fun like that.

48) If you were here right now I would tear your clothes off and shove you onto my bed and have my way with you. But you're not, so . . . rain check?

49) What do you want me to do for you tonight?

50) I’m so bored I’m checking out sex toys online…

51) Guess what I'm thinking? OK, I'll give you a hint. It involves my tongue and you, naked.

52) I can’t wait to feel you in all the right ways in all the right places

53) I can’t stop sucking on lollypops today for some reason…

54) If you could do anything to me what would you do?

55) Can you guess the color of my underwear?

56) Right now all I can think about is how I can’t wait to see my clothes on the floor next to yours

57) Have you ever had a wet dream with me in it? Be honest . . .
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58) It turns me on so much when you say my name…especially when…well you know “when” don’t you.

59) You turn me on like no other man ever has

60) I love the feel of your lips on mine when we kiss…the best part is knowing the rest of you will be touching me at the same time!

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61) I dreamed that I was lying in bed with you last night. We were so close and your skin was hot. I never wanted to wake up.

62) I’m addicted to your love. I need more.

63) Tell me how much you love it when I touch you…tell me exactly what you like the most…I’ll make sure I do it exactly how you describe it – so don’t forget any of the details

64) Just put on some really crazy underwear. So many snaps! So many straps! You'll have to help me take it off.

65) My roommates are gone this weekend. We can be as loud as we want tonight, and I want to be loud.

66) I think it's time we tried (fill in the blank)

67Confession: Sometimes I can't help but touch myself when I think about you.

68) I just keep thinking of your hands… I can't wait for you to do that thing again that drives me so crazy.

69) I want to get naked with you right now.
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70) You have no idea how much I want you right now…not to mention how I want you…and where I want you.

71) I know what you want, but I want you to beg me for it…think you got that in ya?

72) Quick question: what do you do when there's someone you can't stop fantasizing about but you have no idea how to talk to them about it?

73) Could really use some help putting this sunscreen on right now. And I'll need help taking the bikini off later.

74) Happy half-birthday! Tonight I'll do whatever you want me to . . .

75) I feel like something's missing in my life. Namely you. Between my legs.

76) Tell me 3 things that make you the most excited…I’ll make sure you get at least 2 out of 3…Deal?

77) I love the way you kiss me…especially when you kiss me where I ache the most

78) Nothing gets me hotter than thinking about you.

79) Did you know that you're incredibly sexy?

80) We would be having so much fun if you were here right now.

81) Tonight I’m going to take it slow and savor every inch of you
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82) I know you’ve been thinking about doing me all day…ready to stop thinking?

83) When you come over today I want to start in bed. Just FYI.

84) Just finished pleasuring myself while thinking of you for about an hour. Dang, you're good.

85) If I were with you right now, where would you want me to touch you?

86) I'm dying to find out if you are as good in real life as you are in my fantasies.

87) I’m watching a sexy video of a girl/guy who looks just like you *link it to an explicit video with a really attractive person so your lover would be flattered*.

88) I’ve been daydreaming all day long… you and me naked moaning and sweaty…got anything to add to that vision?

89) The second you see me walk through the door…your clothes…my clothes…on the floor…no excuses

90) Did you dream of me touching you last night?

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91) What is your favorite memory of us in bed?

92) Imagine that my bed is a football field. I'm the football, and you're running for a touchdown. See, I do like sports!

93) There's this really cute guy I've been thinking about all day long . . . what should I do about it?

94) I can almost feel you here… caressing me… touching me…

95) I'm listening to a song that makes me think of totally dirty thoughts about you! If you were here we'd probably make some of them reality ;)

96) I would invite you to come over this weekend, but I'm not sure I can keep my hands to myself.
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97) Just ate dinner, but you wanna come over for dessert? Bring whipped cream and easy-to-remove clothing.

98) Just got out of the shower and had to text this really sexy guy I know. Didn't even have time to put clothes on.

99) I can’t tell you how much I love the way you feel.

100) I had a naughty dream last night and you were in me… I mean, it…

101) My friends are always getting annoyed that I talk about you too much. I can't help it if you're the sexiest man that has ever walked the face of the earth and I think about you constantly.

102) I can’t stop thinking about your amazing body.

103) So are we really "hanging out" or are you secretly trying to date me? Be honest :)

104) I know someone who might have a crush on you . . .

105) I'm touching myself right now. Wish you were here ;)

106) Stop thinking about me naked! Sheesh.

107) Here's a riddle for you: What is cute and nice and sometimes hard all over?

108) I couldn’t focus all day long…all I can think about is touching every inch of that delicious body of yours…I’m gonna make you feel so good it hurts

109) I know you're not a wizard, but I think your mouth is pretty magical. I can think of a few places I want it right now. Wait, maybe you ARE a wizard.

110) I just got out of the shower. Thinking of you while I was in it. Now I feel dirtier.

111) Just thinkin’ how I can’t wait to run my hands all over your strong body

112) All I can think about is doing filthy things to you when I get home from work.

113) Wanna know what I wanna do with you later? Too bad! You'll have to wait and find out.

114) I’m under so many blankets and I’m still cold… I guess I should put on some clothes…

115) I figured us out today! -- I think we should just be friends with sexual tension ;)

116) Confession: I’ve been naughty today and probably deserve a spanking. If only there were someone to do it . . .

117) So these days we all text each other right and I’ve found in the past I tend to flirt a lot over text. Do you think it’s a good way of flirting, or do you prefer if men call you?

118) Tell me what you want to do with me after our date tonight.

119) Tonight I’m going to work my way all-around your body, extra slowly until you can’t take it any longer…Then…I’ll take it as long as you got it

120) Did you know that today is National Donut Day? I thought we could celebrate in my bedroom. I'll bring the sugar.

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121) Hope you’re rested, cause you’re gonna need every ounce of energy you can find tonight

122)There's this guy I really like but he can't know. OMG, I can't believe I sent this to you. Well, now that you know . . . wanna make out?

123) Hey, just wanted to let you know that if you're ever having a hard time, like a really hard time, I'm there for you. I mean, I can give you hand. Or something.

124) Your body is so hot it's making me thirsty. Was that sexy? Because I'm not wearing any clothes. Okay, that has to be sexy now.

125) Hot, steamy, and satisfying…I cant wait for more!

126) On the count of three let's both say what we're thinking about. One . . . two . . . I really want to be naked with you right now!

127) I can’t sleep – all I can think about is what we would be doing if you were here with me…

128) If we were together, what would you want me to do to you?

129) Do you believe in the kiss and tell? Cause I want you to kiss me and do things to me in your mind and tell me all about it.

130) Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?

131) You should probably clear your schedule for tomorrow morning because I plan on staying up late with you tonight. Very late.

132) My legs are missing you in between them.

133) Some people say to-may-to. Some people say to-mah-to. I say I-want-you-right-now-you-sexy-beast.

134) Tonight, let me do all the work. We're going to take it so slow you're going to scream.

135) Send a picture- Not everything, just enough to entice and excite the imagination. Neckline, short skirt hemline, the top of your low-rising boxers/panties/pants.

136) If you're not busy later I was hoping to make passionate love to you. I hope that's okay with you.

137) Just read that caffeine can boost a woman's libido. Is that why you keep inviting me to coffee?

138) I just bought new underwear and can’t wait to show it to you.

139) I had a very naughty dream last night – you were definitely there…

140) Is it weird that all I can think about is last night? I keep replaying in my head over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over . . .

141) I’m feeling so cold even though I’m under the blanket. Hold on for a minute, lemme put on my clothes.

142) You’re in for a memorable night tonight baby…starting tomorrow you’re gonna remember how I made you feel like nobody else ever could.


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